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Thank you notes

Dear random friend's grandma,

Thank you for providing me with the best laugh of my day yesterday when I learned that you thought that the word "homie" was slang for homosexual.

Love and kisses,



Dear wonderful author,

Thanks for being so cool and professional. You have no idea how rare that is.




Dear iPod Touch,

How did I live so long without you? Thank you for being you -- also, playing the theme song to Duck Tales as I walked into work this morning was a masterful stroke of genius.

With admiration,



Dear R line,

When I ride you home tonight can you endeavor to not have a rancid smelling person sit next to me? I almost booted this morning, no lie.




Dear Wednesday,

Why aren't you Friday? If it weren't for Top Chef tonight, you would be banned.





( 4 comments — Leave a comment )
Dec. 3rd, 2008 04:36 pm (UTC)
OMG I'm so totally telling my kid that!

This is the same kid who came in to tell me how he was riding his skateboard down the street, taking a whiz (wiz?) and..*insert five minutes of laughter and no-you-didn't-yes-I did...yeah, taking a whiz and nearly got busted by the new neighbors.

Anyway...it's Wednesday and there's no Sons of Anarchy either :(
Dec. 4th, 2008 06:56 pm (UTC)
Okay, the 'homie' thing totally cracked me up too. :)
Mar. 8th, 2009 01:28 am (UTC)
Love your blog. Hope to follow more in the future.
Jul. 14th, 2009 04:04 pm (UTC)
Dear amazing-blog-writer-Heather,

Love the blog. I can't even tell you how much this post reminded me of Bridget Jones' Diary. I'm a devoted follower now, you can't get rid of me.

With adoration,

Jenn ;)

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